Mar 31, 20201 minJames Dolan has coronavirusCome on, how could you think that is funny? This is a serious subject. NOTHING is funny about the worst, least self-made owner in sports,...
Feb 12, 20201 minIt’s time to reset the "Knicks haven’t done anything really stupid in _ days" counterThe Knicks' new branding consultant, Steve Stoute, went on ESPN's First Take yesterday and said a lot of things, one of which prompted a...
Jan 6, 20201 minThis sucks to say, but the Knicks under Mike Miller are only kinda badUnder the adroit misguidance of clueless but sympathetic figure David Fizdale, the Knicks were 4-18, and perhaps on their way to a season...
Dec 9, 20191 minThe entire league is unironically happy for David FizdaleThe idiots running the Knicks fired David Fizdale on Friday, after a 129-92 loss to the Nuggets the night before, and it was absolutely...
Jul 1, 20192 minThe Knicks are really dumb, and we knew that all along This is a fact: When the Knicks traded Kristaps Porzingis and bad salary to the Mavericks in February, they did it with the intention of...
May 15, 20194 minLast night changed the NBA. We’re just not sure how yet.The hottest of hot takes would be to anoint Zion Williamson either a loser or a winner after last night’s NBA Draft Lottery. In reality,...
May 14, 20191 minNew York’s 14 percent prayer After averaging a limbotic 29.2 wins over the last five years, this season, finally, the Knicks bottomed out and finished with the worst...
Mar 13, 20192 minJust shut up, manJames Dolan, who recently banned a fan for life from Madison Square Garden for imploring him to sell the Knicks, a notion virtually the...
Feb 1, 20192 minCap space. Never used. For sale.When you’re the New York Knicks, you don’t get the benefit of the doubt. You get the weight of James Dolan, sexual harassment lawsuits,...